Wind them up!

Wind them up! (Gwen Stefani) They like the way we dance!

Onward and upward, but first, let's finish with Morta Man - Mr. Phil. Talk about assertive. First date, all over me like a wet rag. Whoa Pony, whoa! Actually he went in for a kiss midway into the date and not expecting, I said, "Okay, I guess I will just go with the flow." Not a bad kisser, pretty good actually in the beginning but then it gets hard and sloppy! There is so much in a kiss too. We have all been there and we all know, some people just cannot kiss for the life of them. Boys, you aren't dogs, it doesn't have to be wet and slimy so all you want is a tissue to wipe your FACE off. (Notice I said face, not mouth!) Anyway, back to Phil.

He grew on me and we had some great dates. I even made dinner for him which he devoured and asked for more. My bad, that was the end of the relationship. Hmm.....since then we have spoken in which he stated that the "Inner Buzz he usually has within himself isn't there with me." Okay, I get it. Not really but I am trying too. On a positive note, he did say that he wished he could fall in love with me but he was intimidated by me. His Bad! Oh, well. We move on! And the famous line is ....altogether...NEXT!

Of course, there were the virtual boyfriends as well. The ones that never got face time or even anytime with me. There is Mystical "wanna be" Marc, who doesn't leave the cape, There is the sponge, self absorbent Brian, who doesn't cross over into MA. from NH, and Chris, who is just plain too shy I think! He is sweet and kind but not assertive enough for me I am afraid. There are others - I will say that this experience has offered some wonderful men, some that have potential and are well matched with me. The problem is no click, no chemistry which by the way, men seem to think its instantaneous even in their 40's. Immediate gratification.
Isn't that what their hand is for when alone? I am sorry I had to say that, it just came out of my mouth.....but think about it, it has some truth, doesn't it?